cybergay:

cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer 

“this site is a non-judgemental community!!!!!!!!!!”

(Source: h4tsunemiku)

goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

spoken-not-written:

themockingjayd12:

Merry Unbirthday, to you all!

Happy Unbirthday dear Tumblr nation

freeshawarmas:

jehovas-witness:

internetexplorers:

cheese3d:

nothings worse than soft grapes

soft apples

soft dicks

☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽

genderikari:

siliconedrops:

genderikari:

real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.

I stopped reading at “real women”

you should have kept reading

(Source: cristobalite)

sodamnrelatable:

Your mom tells you to go to sleep :

But you secretly use the computer :

And when you hear footsteps

(Source: bluedick)

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

piercethesleepingcarlile:

chxshire:

i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three

I think about this post a lot